December 2009
12 posts
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For everyone who wanted a copy of this.
Classic shit, yo. :D
The Master Cleanse: Day 3
Nothing special to report today, and I’m keeping it short because I’m totally pooped and need some sleep ASAP. All of this WoW patch business has had me all excited.
The saltwater flush was a lot more gross than it was yesterday. Ah well, I still got it all down. I didn’t finish all of my lemonade, but I’m sure that it’s not a big deal…right?
Late-night Omegle fun
Stranger: ROCHELLE!
You: WAT
Stranger: ROCHELLE!
You: R U TROLLIN ME
Stranger: STOP SHOOTIN AT MEH!
You: OLAWD
Stranger: NOOO DONT GO AT DAT BOOMAH!
You: WUT CHU TAKIN BOUT
You: WILLISSSSSS?!?!?
Stranger: DAH GAWDAMM BOOMAH, WILLIS!
You: WUH DUH HELLS A BOOMAH?
Stranger: OOOOHHH SNAP, DAT SMOKAH JUST GAHT ELLIS!
Stranger: BOY, DONTCHA SEE WHAT'S BEEN PEEOOKIN ON US!
You: BIYO INCUMMIN!
You: HERE COMES SUM BOOMAH BIYO!
Stranger: AWWW SNAP!
Stranger: RUN! RUN! RUN!
Stranger: ITS ON ROCHELLE!
Stranger: FUCK MAN. DAT BITCH IZ DUMM
The Master Cleanse: Day 2
The saltwater cleanse this morning was much easier to swallow! I also lessened the amount of cayenne pepper in my lemonade because the amount I used yesterday made it very painful to drink without coughing. As for the herbal tea, I’m about to go make it.
My parents keep teasing me about this, saying that it’s not good for me, and I won’t last for more than a few days anyway....
The Master Cleanse: Day 1
Today was the first day of my Master Cleanse experiment. I decided to skip the ease-in period because of time restraints, but I’ll definitely be doing the ease-out period afterwards to make sure I don’t rebound.
Now, the reason I’m doing this is not to lose weight (although that is a nice bonus); I’m primarily doing this to clear out my body and prepare for a more healthy...