A typical conversation between me and Seth

• Seth: ogurl
• Seth: SOMEBODY ALERT THE AUTHORITIES
• Seth: I GOT CRIMINAL INTENT
• Me: CONSPIRACY TO ENGAGE IN LEWD AND INDECENT ACTS AND EVENTS?
• Seth: OMG YES
• Me: Gurl, you better wind it, grind it, o lawd, I'mma say it again!
• Seth: hayy