valeasmundum:

backstageleft:

falconeggsandrocks:

Nooooo! My Doritos!

Awww sugary candy, you are now no longer edible.Good thing I will attain more of you in the coming days anyway.

Behold my DIAMOND FACE. 

The exercise ball I sit on…
…making me fall right on my ass, and possibly banging my head against my desk. :(

valeasmundum:

backstageleft:

falconeggsandrocks:

Nooooo! My Doritos!

Awww sugary candy, you are now no longer edible.
Good thing I will attain more of you in the coming days anyway.

Behold my DIAMOND FACE. 

The exercise ball I sit on…

…making me fall right on my ass, and possibly banging my head against my desk. :(

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  1. all-that-we-fall-for reblogged this from darkest-beforethedawn
  2. darkest-beforethedawn reblogged this from waypergans and added:
    hell yes I have a whole bed’s worth of diamonds QUEEN SIZE I can now buy all the things I want lolol
  3. marvel-stole-my-life reblogged this from cecilebakura and added:
    Well at least you weren’t touching YOUR RIGHT LEG! You can always get boob surgery, I’ll never get my leg back! Q A Q
  4. cecilebakura reblogged this from sinario and added:
    OH NO MY RIGHT BOOB NOOOOOOOOO
  5. someschoolyardbullshit reblogged this from thatfaggotniggabob
  6. jeguseiryn reblogged this from laurensavestheworld and added:
    My desk is diamonds. I will never break my desk. Or more likely I will sell it and get a new desk.
  7. goofatron reblogged this from laurensavestheworld and added:
    My chair cushion. aw yeeee
  8. czigler reblogged this from laurensavestheworld and added:
    NOOOOOOOO!!!! my family jewels are now diamonds
  9. laurensavestheworld reblogged this from laurensavestheworld
  10. ninjanaomi reblogged this from gnarlyninja and added:
    my lips… aw shit. at least they’ll be shiny forever.
  11. foxy-fire-starter reblogged this from deadwolfio and added:
    ((my mouse….hmm))
  12. deadwolfio reblogged this from kenjisbooty and added:
    My chest. Well dammit.
  13. beccanin reblogged this from rocketship-romance and added:
    My soup bowl… so much for food ;_;
  14. rocketship-romance reblogged this from xxfiddlesticksxx and added:
    Right thigh. Baby, I’m becoming a stripper and you can call me dazzle thighs. xDDDD
  15. crimsonnightshade reblogged this from chaostearkitsune and added:
    MY FACE. MY FACE IS NOW DIAMONDS. FUCK.
  16. chaostearkitsune reblogged this from underlordwynt and added:
    MY BOOBS ARE NOW DIAMONDS…OKAY.
  17. overlordmal reblogged this from zndriazombi and added:
    oh goodness, it appears I am now also diamonds too. *sparkles*
  18. zndriazombi reblogged this from underlordwynt and added:
    I am now diamonds.
  19. underlordwynt reblogged this from bolinwillruinmylife and added:
    MY BLANKET IS NOW DIAMONDS. THAT’S A SHITLOAD OF DIAMONDS. I CAN BUY TEN THOUSAND BLANKETS.
  20. ursusprime reblogged this from mikesinfiniteconfusion
  21. confusedrealist reblogged this from moesuckra and added:
    my chin is worth millions OwO
  22. chrica reblogged this from lailah-slittleblog and added:
    My right boob. Again.
  23. sex-murder-art-baby reblogged this from lilguy520 and added:
    my head….. well i’d be super rich since i have a big head but then i’d be dead… hmmmmm….
  24. lilguy520 reblogged this from mophairedmooseboy
  25. zeefster reblogged this from venomous-constellation
  26. onavoyage reblogged this from allisgoodforever and added:
    Well there goes my dick. Fuck. Now what? =\
  27. floccinauci reblogged this from blueberry-love and added:
    Gone is my desk! And i’m totally cool with that. Except it my break my laptop but IDGAF BC I CAN BUY NEW ONES!...
  28. beef-lomein-with-friedrice reblogged this from prismind and added:
    My entire desk is now diamonds.
  29. prismind reblogged this from majin-k and added:
    I’m diamonds!!! I’m emma frost?
  30. daniel-popper-sokolov reblogged this from majin-k and added:
    Huh, my mouse is now diamonds
  31. majin-k reblogged this from therealaprilsaurusrex
  32. flamingfiretrucks reblogged this from shiraae
  33. animehrmine reblogged this from sassyfangs13 and added:
    My shirts and my side. One, not awful; one, slightly problematic.
  34. sassyfangs13 reblogged this from agistheocean and added:
    necklace…./anticlimactic
  35. biotails reblogged this from giant-baby-madquack and added:
    Well, there goes the atmosphere.
  36. sunshineinthetardis reblogged this from jacknotzak and added:
    AIR. I can’t breathe now. Well, shit.
  37. agistheocean reblogged this from be-strong-when-things-fall-apart and added:
    Awkward as it is,...left… chest area. D:
  38. dragonkicking reblogged this from ochinchinstrider and added:
    Goodbye left leg.
  39. crystalsoul16 reblogged this from datjaden and added:
    My right leg 8| …Um, how painful is gettin automail again?
  40. aconitegod reblogged this from hyusoldblog and added:
    My sandwich ;___;
  41. tkdkid619 reblogged this from harveyvolodarrskii and added:
    My homework. Hell yes, I’m going to get an A.