Hot Topic: Gay Best Friend (GBF)

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ohsnapitscory:

So apparently, the assholes at Teen Vogue thought it would be cute to write an article about how every teen girl needs a GBF in her arsenal because it’s this seasons must have item (like we can be purchased at Claire’s next to the plastic earrings).

Listen hookers, I ain’t no arm candy you can stereotype and use to feel better about yourself. Honey, I’m probably far bitchier than any straight female friend of yours, so don’t bother trying to add me to your collection.

go read this article now. LOL.

Hah, I read this yesterday. This is the stuff comedies are made out of!