Know what sucks?

When ugly guys wear awesome cologne. Especially considering I’m very into cologne and how people smell.

Nasty McGee in my digital media class was walking out in front of me today, and I happened to get a whiff of his cologne. As much as I hate to say it, he smelled pretty damn good. Delicious, even. I even recognized the smell, although I still can’t put my finger on the exact name. On top of it all, he’s gay. Obnoxiously gay. That’s like a double slap in the face right there.